Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
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Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
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Top comments
EnterSandman_fml 20
Shrubbish! That product is complete shrubbish I must say.
Bagel09 11
May want to trim the bush
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Comments (139)
daydreamer244 13
Some people like a little bush.
digitaljunky 5
Buy an Afro pick for your pubes!!
perdix 31
Here's what ya do: Shave that shit downstairs and get a toupé up top. Next best is to shave your head and get a merkin.
missabbey 3
Well I wouldn't use that kind anymore ;)
emilyhg 8
Hey at least it worked upstairs
Calyx_fml 22
Transplant your pubes to your head.
sumbum95 15
Well you got what you wanted right?
ICastillo 25
Dude chicks dig the '70's bush, so it's all good.
ICastillo 25
Wait so chicks don't dig it?!?
ICastillo 25
No wonder..........
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Oh my god who the hell cares!!!
unknown_user5566 27
You obviously cared enough to comment. Just sayin'....
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Wow didnt see that one coming and by that I mean shut up
ICastillo 25
Damn #110 do you want a hug?
ddrocker23_fml 0
those things never work for your head there isn't a cure for that. just plain advertising of products that never work. you guys when she rinses the shampoo it slides to the pubic area. lol trim the bush haha.