Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
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EnterSandman_fml 20
Shrubbish! That product is complete shrubbish I must say.
Bagel09 11
May want to trim the bush
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Trisha_aus 15
I mean if your wifey likes that...
Michaelsgirl04 9
for all of you talking about using hair growth shampoo "downstairs", maybe it was a supplement that is taken by mouth? anyway, op, perhaps it's time for some manscaping?
vocaloidtiger 12
OP clearly said 'Hair Growth Shampoo.' Read before you write, my friend.
micahsmommy 13
Pretty sure the FML states shampoo not pill.
Michaelsgirl04 9
heh, whoops.
superswagbro 7
You even said shampoo in your comment, idiot.
_Vamp_ 9
Congratulations. I logged in just to inform you of how stupid you are. That will be all.
luckyd880 12
Maybe op was drinking his hair shampoo. Or perhaps an injectable shampoo? Haha
Michaelsgirl04 9
damn people I said whoops. jeez, make a mistake on the internet and may god have mercy on your soul -_-
vocaloidtiger 12
What I don't get is how you managed to get that shampoo way down yonder.. ..I mean, you weren't trying to, right? Right?
rattusrattus 19
He probably had it run off his head and down his body when he rinsed. I am currently imagining the OP as one of those fluffy balls with googly eyes and large feet that they used for advertising back in the 90s. *giggles*
vocaloidtiger 12
Yeah, that's what I figured too, I just felt like I needed to comment on this while I had the chance xD
AwsumShyGuy 12
That's a hairy situation.
kamikrazy 6
Must you use that overused pun!
Jumpingmal2 7
I think he must!
reddudeover 2
You mustache silly questions? How about you shave them for later.
Arrawyn 12
We didn't need to know about downstairs.
gracehi 33
Oh yes we did ;)
DocBastard 40
Why the **** is everyone saying "down there" and "downstairs"? What the hell is wrong with you people? Is there some problem with saying "on your feet" now?
micahsmommy 13
Finally a theory that makes sense. Shampoo washes out of hair and is rinsed onto the feet. Ha, I said feet and the world didn't collapse.
Trisha_aus 15
I live Down under..not that kind of down under though...
luckygirl42213 0
That made my day.
gonad_gobbler 1
Wait, you start balding downstairs too!? After all that time I spent braiding each and every...nevermind
rubberduckie94 13
Go to the shampoo department. Look for a light green bottle that says Olive Oil. Use very sparingly or your hair will look greasy. I use it all the time to calm the frizz in my very curly hair that has a tendency to frizz. My co -workers told me about it and it works wonders on what I refer to as happy hair. But don't waste money on hair restorers On second thought if your male(sorry did not notice sex) shave it off and proudly be bald. Bald men can be very sexy. I love it in summer when my husband shaves his head so he stays a little cooler at work.
malters 9
And some have strangely shaped heads and look completely awful
pinkpixie06 11
#112- Your picture is so true! It's time we raise awareness!! ;-)
reddudeover 2
Hairy palms mom was right! :O Op you're from Norway, can you say hi to keevarou for me? ;p
Hamo 5
May want to read the back of the bottle for something like WARNING IMMENSE HAIR GROWTH MAY OCCUR next time