Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
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Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
danielrp34 7
Thats hella sexy!
airplanefood 0
Air hockey turns me on.
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Comments (92)
roguevougette 0
Ever think that he was trying to benefit you, and not blow it right away. Thats the biggest reason boys say of think about other things during sex.
mozza_fml 0
That's what came to my mind. I once had an image of a scantily clad 78 year woman eating a bagel in my head once to keep the wolf from the door. I lasted six seconds, which at the time was a personal best.
xoxoCheer 0
Thumbs up to your boyfriend! He's hilarious!
kbaker90 0
Lol. ADD much?
open_book 0
get over it? My girlfriend and I have full conversations about completely random and irrelevant things during sex sometimes... it keeps it interesting :)
_electricbonbon 0
What's up with all these whiny girlfriend FMLs?
atomick 0
He was probably just trying not to come. I think of really random things when I'm prolonging the magic.
SaintJimmy 0
Well.... Air Hockey is fun as hell.
renyark209 0
Damn, your life is so ****** up... But sex on a hockey table at a bowling alley= bf FTW! lol
kyle4321 0
this should be on MLIA
iljajlm 4
Wow...I've seen a lot of boyfriend-sex-fails FML's here lately...Isn't sex supposed to be something we're good at?