Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
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Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I was sitting in a restaurant with my best friend. We had just competed in a pageant together earlier this month. A lady comes up to my friend who got first alternate and said, "You were robbed of that title. You deserved to win. I hated the winner." I was the winner. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I found out I didn't get accepted into a program I was nominated to attend at work that all other applicants with less experience than myself did. I found out when they asked if I had gotten the acceptance email. They didn't even bother telling me I was rejected. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
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Top comments
Toast7 6
Yeah....because that's something you should be able to change about yourself overnight right? Lack of self confidence, isn't exactly something someone can just get over. Certainly it's doable, but it's not as easy as you imply.
ohhboyy 0
you're mad because you were nominated.. but you're also mad because you didn't win? what the heck
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Comments (53)
LilKonvicted 0
get a life.. seriously
tWitt3rBuG 0
Don't feel down. Guess it wuz just your competitive nature getting you down coz you lost. Nothing to do with your hair! Besides worst hairdo nomination...dude you could have a new hairstyle waiting to surface!
morgan_5230 0
oh dear, they both kind of suck. but hey, sometimes losing is a good thing. :D nothing wrong with runner ups!
BaldOuting 0
man if this is your only problem in life, you are not allowed to complain. so what the class thought your hair was weird but not the weirdest. bfd.
ihateyouall 0
people like you make me feel sick what the hell is wrong with you i am now climbing all over my soapbox but i just so fricking hate you so much what is your problem why the hell do you have stupid hair it is your fault no one elses so shut the hell up about it no one even gives a damn you are pathetic
Goobian 3
lol #4! I can totally see myself in this position. I don't like it when I don't win stuff even if it's an insult.
poolshark 0
Let me get this straight... you're upset because you didn't win at losing?
warrenbrgsw 0
Ahh i was nominated and i WON SO HAHAHA but only cos i had died it yellow...
AntiChrist7 0
stop whining and get a haircut. YDI
friedkabob1225 0
honestly i would just see it as a really funny joke