Animals: Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could...

By loser4life - 30/07/2011 04:38 - United States

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2016 15:21 - United States - Dunkirk

Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML

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By missTyfied - 25/08/2012 19:11 - Philippines - Sucat

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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Damn

By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

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Stay safe, stay home

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 12:08

Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix!

GigaPudding_fml 24

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:08

What do you do with your dogs...?

Comments

cherieblossom 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:03

you can get gonorea I googled it ... you should have just googled it ...

Euphoriah 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:06

I doubt you had a chance to become popular with a mind like that. Well maybe popular with the boys.

perdix 29

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:08

All you need is an ample supply of peanut butter to be popular with all the bitches.

848901 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:12

Make sure you learn ALL you can, lol! Ydi!

Maverick52 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:20

I dont always have STD's but when I have one I make sure it's from a dog *Dos equios voice*

beautifulppl53 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:30

haha I would not be able to stop laughing

homicidaltendenc_fml 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:34

where the f*ck do you live....that's somewhere I definitely don't want to go

homicidaltendenc_fml 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:35

where the f*ck do you live....that's somewhere I definitely don't want to go

stevestephens 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:39

idiot

omgbtchplz 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:46

You can catch brucelloisis (a dog std) by coming in contact with vaginal secretions of an infected dog. say if you are artifically breeding and not being very sanitary about it (ie no gloves, have open wound on hand). Or you **** it. Whatever.