Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
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Real_Talk21 1
it's a problem free philosophy!
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At least it wasn't Justin biber..
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godofcyanide 8
YDI for 1) having your ringer on in class and 2) having a Hakuna Matata ringtone. Fail.
I_lost_the_game 25
Lion King was the shit. Shut up.
XxNINJA_28xX 8
20-I think 15 was a deprived child.
gabrielbaby 9
No 20, it is the shit, not was, is! :)
silvercamaro 22
When I was younger lion king was in the VCR every night! Don't be talkin bad about lion king
max500 4
You're 14, I doubt you even know what a VCR is.
LivyGirl0611 9
53, contrary to popular belief, most teenagers aren't totally ignorant about the past.
Alexisthebestest 16
I remember when they first started putting movies on DVD.
godofcyanide 8
Incorrect, 28. I was in my early 20's when Lion King came out; it couldn't have ever been part of my childhood. Also, I don't like musicals or Disney films; imagine how I must feel about Disney musicals. So, yeah, about that "deprived childhood." Not so much.
t765234 10
53 Actually, I'm and I had a VCR until I was 8.
nnguyen1995 0
My birthday is 10/11/95 and I still HAVE a VCR player :D
SwiftFaux 0
Aw, it's alright OP. No worries, for the rest of your days.
123_omg 19
this is y just the other day I set FB to no longer text me about anything...because it was texting me about who commented what on my status, even though I had it set to NOT text me when I'm online. FB gets sorely confused. a lot.
upyourzlolz 11
I have never seen a more pointless, yet somehow relevant, comment.
Euphorically 14
Haha, apperantly.
Justine94_x 31
*apparently
hannahcorrine 0
Oh man. I hate that so much. Except I had "Friday" by Rebecca black. (it was a joke)
Zoranius 6
Writing "(It was a joke)" won't make the joke better.
KiddNYC1O 22
Straight up fail instead of joke.
graham11 14
If you have to explain the fact that you were trying to crack a joke, you have no hope for reviving the joke that wasn't even funny in the first place..
bassfah 0
I have circle of life for my ringtone.. Lol
scotchnacid 4
I think ur awesome op
jane_marie 12
you're*
roydawgg 3
YDI for not having a normal ringtone, if your phone just did a normal beep when being texted I bet your teacher wouldn't give a damn. But since you had an annoying ass ringtone from Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the teacher chucked it out the window.
dumboears 8
The FML says nothing about the teacher and if he/she got mad at OP. And don't be so bitter about the Lion King.
XenaWP 6
Pft! Little mermaid?! Hakuna matata?! We all know circle of life and colours of the wind are the best Disney songs..
KindaFunnyRight 8
Mine's the CSI Theme song :-)
cosmosis 12
Cool story bro
kleopath 11
You spelled *"The Who" wrong.