Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
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Real_Talk21 1
it's a problem free philosophy!
pfx2_fml 15
At least it wasn't Justin biber..
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WeAreScrewed 3
Ooohh. I hated Geometry class last year, Algebra II is much more enjoyable, IMO.
richardcard82 5
I hate when you get notifications when someone else comments on a post. It's so annoying
eliza1000 9
It was probably from FarmVille
vajority 4
#firstworldpains
katiekarnif 9
EPIC ring tone.
elephantcrazy 7
Um what?
kg82092 6
Mikayla, you are awesome! If I was in your class I would have sang that song with your ringtone! :)) Message me because anyone that has that as a ringtone is totally awesome! :D
causticgirl 6
Your an idiot. Probably the person who gets Facebook updates at a funeral
hateevryone 15
hahaha don't be ashamed. i would love to have tht on my phone.
sabrinaFML 0
HAKUNA MATATA IT MEANS NO WOOORRIES hahaha BE PROOOOUD