Love: Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee,...

By bigjohn106 - 17/07/2011 12:34 - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Symmetry88 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:47

haha! he sounds like a jackass. But no need to worry, if her dad doesn't like you, it means she does. (:

jasminea 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:45

awhh.... but love conquers all(:

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Monday 18 July 2011 4:44

FYL.

kalinda00 0

Monday 18 July 2011 6:58

Ahaha

kaykay9080 5

Monday 18 July 2011 7:19

As, p0or you, you get no ass.

msilvs 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:24

If you do get married, for your sake, dont get a divorce x) Lawyer-in-law may just tear you to shreds!

Gbleier333 4

Monday 18 July 2011 8:09

shouldn't you be asking his permission in the first place? Or even talk about it? I don't believe this fml for a second.

helene123456789 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:12

its ok, wen she wakes up, u can explaim

shadowx41 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:12

he loves u son

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Monday 18 July 2011 15:09

good luck Romeo.

cimh 9

Monday 18 July 2011 16:06

Wow your future father-in-law really likes you! Why did she faint in the first place?

pike1346 3

Monday 18 July 2011 16:13

now that is funny

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