Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
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Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, my sister and I saw a guy with a terrible nose job coming up the bus. She said to me, "Look how ugly that guy is" in our native tongue. The man sat down right in front of us, took his phone out, and started talking our language. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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scateice 0
wat if when he pointed at u, ur eyes shot out lazer beams and chopped of his arm
PtMbs 0
awww
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Comments (62)
nooneknowsmyname 0
wow #11 is so freakin hilarious and random, but so funny :))
24788 7
Lol, that's happened to me before.
sassy2011 0
turn to your friend and whisper and point at him as the best way to discribe a dumb a**
uglyguy252 0
Let me clear up the situation a bit. It had to be me, I sit on the very edge of the class, and him right next to me. I was working on stuff while he was talking, I just happened to look up a little before he pointed at me. He didn't notice I was looking right at him while he pointed at me and mouthed clearly the word "ugly." And why would this be fake? People could create much more funny things than tell something like this.
DangerousBabee 0
Should have punched him then pointed to your friend and said "owned".
tko 0
hahahaha
SwingSea 0
Dont worry, Karma's a bitch!!!!!!!!
intangible_x 1
LMAO @ 11 . but it's alright. that guy's an asshole anyway . karma's a bitch, just like what 50 said . he'll marry an ugly ass ***** in the future .
jessb_fml 0
HAHAHA that sucks
bound4broadway28 0
what a prick. I'm sorry boys are just so mean sometimes. shallow stuff like that won't matter later. don't worry