Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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DocBastard 40
And he's the senile, blind one.
Jaccob 5
Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".
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Comments (84)
DocBastard 40
And he's the senile, blind one.
Catkam623 27
Thread jacking since the other guy isn't here. FML needs an old person category, get it done Alan.
MichellinMan 20
Kick his hip as hard as you can. Old man won't come back from that.
_DudeGuy_ 16
If he were blind, he wouldn't be able to point at OP. ;)
kim_larsa 5
She should say "that's not what you said last night *winks*"
Ian7890 23
#61 wtf thats her grandpa thats just weird
kim_larsa 5
#63 and your point is?
Ian7890 23
her grandpa and anyone else that saw that would probably never talk to her again.
benmec 18
#61 don't forget to add, *slaps grandpa's ass...
MEM0817 18
Kim- I'm not sure how you guys do it over in Rancho Cordova, but typically, incest is frowned upon. Your comment was just plain creepy...but I'm even more taken back by the fact you don't see what's wrong with your comment...
RedWingSD 6
Maybe you don't apply yourself to your looks so ydi!?
Marie314 17
Point back and say "yeah, he's the bald, grumpy one."
mnwlf13 3
and soon to be died one
rg350dx 29
I dead when I red that.
claudio117 12
Lol
Wizardo 34
Jump out from behind a corner and exact your revenge OP, it might even make his heart start pumping again, cold bastard.
parism143 28
I cannot find a silver lining to this, I apologize buut guess who's getting into a shitty elderly home! :)
RpiesSPIES 27
The silver lining: Both (assuming OP and 1 sibling) are both good looking, but her grandpa says she's the ugly one when meaning uglier... Not a good one, but still a potential silver lining ;) Also, seeing your edit, that's dirty revenge if that's all he's done :(
NeatNit 33
Maybe he was bragging: "look how pretty she is! and she's the UGLY one!"
HKCgrimmjow 15
Not to mention she will eventually be in an elderly home too
_phoey 1
Sounds like you have a loving grandfather there.
Jaccob 5
Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".
rapunzel3416 28
I love old people who don't sensor themselves.
iLike2Teabag 27
My hipster grandpa puts on motion sensors every day when he goes and records the animation for the newest skateboarding video game. He likes to sensor himself I think you mean censor.
rapunzel3416 28
Well darn I always triple check my comments but just looked dumb this time. Oh well you live and you learn.
noobpwn12321 6
Atleast you don't have someone that has to clean your shit like he does
gameofthrones_fml 12
Yeah, which sucks by the way. Respect for any caregiver that has to wipe grumpy old men's asses, like OP's grandfather.
RedPillSucks 33
plus, OP could be the one that has to clean his shit.
cuppycakeslove 20
What a sweet and loving grandfather you've got there..
Kiki242 19
He must be the dick head one.
happylawyer 16
"The pretty wishes the luck of the ugly." Maybe what he said is true, maybe it is not. Who cares! Attitude makes the difference.