By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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shibainu519 0

you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

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notsoluckypup 12

hope he pays for the hospital bill...

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MC18 0

Is your boyfriend stupid? Seriously...Hahah putting something on someones face that looks like somethings been murdered on it is probably not the best idea...that's like taking a 100 year old grandma skydiving. Both Guarenteed to put someone in the emergency room.

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HeartnSoul 3

sounds like a keeper

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Tuesdays76 0

I actually say a video of a guy that went skydiving on his 100th birthday, and and he loved it! he was not harmed in any way shape or form.

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MC18 0

Thanks for the info 50 ...

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perdix 29

In the hospital, how did they tell the fake blood from the real?

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Tuesdays76 0

cause they actually know what real blood looks like.

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jvillan87 5

Because the real blood was coming out of the gash in his head.

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jvillan87 5

Because the real blood was coming out of the gash in his head.

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Emili_ho69 0

I'm sry I still love you

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Xxak907xX 0

You're the jerk in the FML??? Sorry, but that was really mean

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NCR 0

grow some ovaries... blood lmao... in the war I saw my buds leg muscle get torn off. did I faint....? no!

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mikejunior88 4

I never understood how a woman could be afraid of blood. You see it every month for at least 3 to 5 days in a row. Should be used to it.

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iwadasn 32

Non-menstrual blood is brighter red, for one thing. The sight of it is more shocking, not to mention the fact that you don't expect it and it's accompanied by pain.

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