Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML
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Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML
Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I got slut-shamed by a guy in a 7-Eleven for having a face tattoo. A.) It's a birthmark; B.) I'm 15 and look it; C.) This happens a lot, and D.) I was wearing a full body winter coat and all he could see was my face. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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amandam21 9
Well, you can't blame them. Nobody likes a belieber. Can you get the tattoo removed or something?
JennaNGood 21
As far as most Canadians are concerned, he isn't considered one of us anymore. Just a clarification. No one likes that little fucknugget.
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Comments (198)
yzzami 17
Add a picture of Fievel next to it or above it
Vagitarian1 10
This should be a lesson to all girls/ women. Don't foul your bodies with trashy tattoos. There is a reason they're called tramp stamps.
blackonblight 33
Why would this have anything to do with women? OP is male.
jrn 14
beaverfever love it :)
llamarrama01 21
I think of The Fray song when i hear the term "never say never"
clubbing4life 14
Get a coverup tattoo or stop caring about what people think. It's no reason not to wear a tank top because you're afraid of judge mental people.
amelitaliz 22
It's crazy to me how many people are telling OP to change their tattoo. Rock your tattoo. If someone insults you, let them know it's on them. That's a super common phrase. I had to figure out what you were talking about at first because Justin Beiber isn't the first thing that comes to mind for that phrase. Let people know if they make fun of it, it only proves they're super familiar with it and you can't be blamed for their poor media choices. Shame them. Shame them well.
hobojo69 23
Get like a skin color sleeve to cover it up
mikbrooke 25
and how exactly would a sleeve help cover up a tattoo on the upper chest?
ethan_unoxx 29
remove the tattoo and no one will make fun of you
DewTutorials 6
That sucks... Looks like some people dont have teh bieber fever. (I hate JB anyways)
whoviancutie 9
Never Say Never by The Fray? Anyone?