Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML
Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I got slut-shamed by a guy in a 7-Eleven for having a face tattoo. A.) It's a birthmark; B.) I'm 15 and look it; C.) This happens a lot, and D.) I was wearing a full body winter coat and all he could see was my face. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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amandam21 9
Well, you can't blame them. Nobody likes a belieber. Can you get the tattoo removed or something?
JennaNGood 21
As far as most Canadians are concerned, he isn't considered one of us anymore. Just a clarification. No one likes that little fucknugget.
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Comments (198)
TogeBara 12
Get something else placed near it that would distinguish it from his song. A date or something totally off kilter from his style will probably do it.
BandGeekAlert 3
Well he moved to the U.S so he is theirs now xD
Wilffe56 9
I personally like JB. Eh uh not! Curse you Bieber! Curses!
bumblebeesmommy 5
He's no longer part of Canada don't shame Canada because he decided to be dumb ... He is his own person and has nothing here anymore!
duma191 21
Fifel the mouse said it first in Journey to America
mattmsk005 8
Ya... I would get that removed...
AoC15 10
Was it about the fray
pike1346 3
Dude, you deserve it. Never say never.....
lalaney 14
I don't understand. Why did the insulters know that song? I hate Bieber but I hate him enough to not be familiar with the names of his songs. Doesn't that kind of implicate them as fans?
rambleramble3 11
I've always found it silly when people say "never say never" because they just said it twice lol