Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML
Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I got slut-shamed by a guy in a 7-Eleven for having a face tattoo. A.) It's a birthmark; B.) I'm 15 and look it; C.) This happens a lot, and D.) I was wearing a full body winter coat and all he could see was my face. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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amandam21 9
Well, you can't blame them. Nobody likes a belieber. Can you get the tattoo removed or something?
JennaNGood 21
As far as most Canadians are concerned, he isn't considered one of us anymore. Just a clarification. No one likes that little fucknugget.
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Comments (198)
brandoneyez1 25
Yeah I would change it to something else. That pop "singer" rapper or whatever he is this week causes nothing but chaos everywhere he goes.
Shan2510 14
Heard a rumor that he wasn't allowed in Germany for some law he broke
DArthurVaderian 18
We should ban him from the world
brandoneyez1 25
I would believe he was banned in Germany.
HeyTherexxx 21
Although those are delightful, a favorite rumor of mine is that he was punched by Orlando Bloom. And I think a while ago a bunch of places in Brazil wouldn't allow him in(?).
Its_jade 6
Don't you think that's a little harsh ... From the world
cmbar831 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just get it removed. Fyl
Tuffmuffin 10
Get a tattoo cover-up.
ladytigerhunts 20
Well, you put the tattoo on the wrong spot where it's the first thing a person sees when you're in a tank top. Maybe you could cover it up with another tattoo or remove the tattoo. It's really your decision and your body.
Crystal4 23
There's an Indie Rock band called Never Shout Never, if you like it maybe you can change the "say" to "shout", just a thought
kingdomgirl94 29
Never Shout Never is a kind of girl- oriented band... while better infinitely than beiber, it still won't do much for his reputation.
AbsyntheMayhem 23
The lead singer of NSN is pretty douchey too. I personally wouldn't feel comfortable with reference to either of them.
MandyMeow_fml 18
That's really unfortunate but just tell those ignorant bastards to shove it. You shouldn't have to cover up your tattoo because people are assholes.
gracehi 33
Cover it up with a portrait of Orlando Bloom. You'll be getting random high fives from strangers in no time.
JoshuahColins 19
Bad luck there, mate. Better get out the 'ol belt sander eh?
detectivedipsiht 12
could change it to ' I never say never twice' - then you can say it's means something to you or whatever..
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
get something added to it like "-The Fray" right below it