Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
bookdownthetrou 0
If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.
HyperFlirt 0
=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.
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Comments (90)
Iwannabetreo 11
First of all, dude, I'm sure it's a joke. Relax, man. Second of all, you're a f*cking bastard. You think the thought of you cheating on your girlfriend with TWO other people it awesome? You deserve a knee in the balls and to really be ****** in the ass by two guys as a punishment for being a cheating bastard. Your girlfriend should post this story. Not you.
trooper14 0
15 go get tag teamed at a donkey show you uptight overly critical fag. and for the op youre either a fag or a liar...or both.
shmaller 0
Way to go, you found out you're gay. People are themselves when they drink, you know.
drfail 0
lol, #18 said BUTT
ReecesPieces 0
Lol #7
NoNaMe5 0
Ewwwww #11!!!!! Why would #7 make you hard you sicko!!!!
casslyn4 0
That made me lol! The "awesome" part realy gave it that extra touch! Did you not get a hind maybe by your roomates face when he said it???
GothamKnight 0
I hope you feel like shit for getting drunk and turning gay.
Hich17 0
Dude, are you sure your friend isn't just f***ing with you?
jdawg777 0
You would not mistake men for women! Stop sleeping around anyway