By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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Same thing different taste

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collegegirl8 0

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

mylifesucks52 0

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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how can you not notice that? YDI, madam, YDI

LaPrimeraSombra 0

Today, my "closet emo" of a daughter threw a tanrum because I wouldn't take her to buy black lipstick. What did she do? She colored them in with a sharpy and gave me some moronic excuse about mistaking it for chapstick when she woke up. And the worse part about this? She had a job interview today. FML

peters2010 0

rubbing alcohol takes off sharpie really well.

what colour was it? if it was a nice colour just find an outfit to match lol

charlieslue 0

dude you can smell sharpies seriously

haha you can wash it off tho.. jus being optimistic here

tchaikovsky93 0
lexahlovesyou 0

leave her alone! she was tired.

mountiansnow 0