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Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

By Nixontones / Friday 14 October 2011 15:09 / United States
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  iEthan  |  5

You didn't go to the hospital the first time you noticed..? GO NOW.

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  HowAreYouToday  |  32

Now I picture cool aid man pissing... -.- thanx a lot

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  Bravo11  |  14

So Ethan is a doctor now too? If you get hard enough in the kidneys, you'll piss blood. It's obviously not normal, but also not a huge deal. No need to GO NOW. You'll be okay.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Bravo11 - and you ARE a doctor? According to your profile, you're 15. You don't know the first fucking thing about medicine. The reality is that urinating blood is NEVER normal, and it is potentially a huge deal because it could be a sign of a SERIOUS injury to the kidney. It isn't something that should ever be brushed off. This isn't a scratch on your knee, nitwit. He's peeing blood.

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  soccerchicx9x  |  5

Except for girls........ > _

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  TipsyHobo  |  7

... Wtf... why would you claim beiber? What about OP or something straight. I wouldn't laugh even if you took the name pony master, or something. Lmao

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  Thebestman123  |  3

Yeah, peeing blood only happened to me after a helmet hit during football to my abdomen, doctors said it was normal and to come back in three to four days if it didn't stop.

By  Xquisite1  |  28

Please see a doctor quickly. after the first bloody piss you took that should of been your first thought. There's nothing normal about peeing out blood, even a UTI can become dangerous if left untreated.

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  Pendragon525  |  0

It could be any number of problems, all of which require a doctor's care. This is not one of those things that will get better with rest & liquids...OP, please see a doctor ASAP. Remember: Houdini was injured doing his stunts many times. He didn't die from a magic trick (despite what a certain biopic would have you believe). He died, after being punched in the gut. Good luck, OP.

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