Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out....

By crunkdrunk - 31/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 11:00 - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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Restore device

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 12:00 - Canada - Québec

Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

holy shit

cheese1756 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:47

Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

Comments

o_m_g_joe 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:23

#21 mickey mouse duh!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:10

22- uh Mickey MOUSE?

_insertnamehere_ 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:25

That's if this is the only copy.... but at least it was a fake rat? But yes, it could have been much worse.

save_me_08 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:29

I'm guessing you guys have never seen Good Luck Chuck? At the end he orally satisfies a stuffed penguin. Same basic concept I'm sure. And if that video is any illusion to your night...you might be better off w/o pictures

peanut_gallery 2

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:38

Sounds like a fun night--I wouldn't worry about what anyone thought of you doing it. You were just having a good time.

thatsbull95 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:40

why do you have a stuffed animal rat anyway??

maggiemaexo 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:44

How'd you give head to a plush rat? does it have a plush penis?

blahdsflksfd 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:48

This is why alcohol is stupid and bad.

thebigslim 13

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:01

I wonder if this is a good time to say that I can get access to a Mickey Mouse suit for the next time you decide to get that wasted. It is almost complete too, the only thing missing from it at this point is they haven't finished doing the crotch area.