Intimacy: Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding....

By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 18:26 - Canada

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

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By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Nasty - 25/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while watching home videos with my family, I saw a clip of me as an infant attempting to breast feed from my father while he laughed uncontrollably. Now, my son keeps sneaking his baby brother's head under my shirt while I'm asleep. The last time he actually began to suckle. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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Baby fever

By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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VVeetard 8

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:15

milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

victoriaax3 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:15

Atleast it wasn't a hobo .

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ladyvidel 19

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:03

The only thing he did wrong was not ask first.

kici 10

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:28

fyi. men secretly love the taste and the whole experience. turns them on. don't be too mad at him. guys are just too ashamed to admit it most of the time.

SpanishFutbol201 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:35

the ****?!?!? uh red flag?

tomahto 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:54

wow, you guys are a bunch of prudes.

monnanon 13

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:59

OP If he had asked then...maybe. I dont know it still sits in the creepy deparment for me. I would rather he drank it from a cup if he wanted to taste it. Babies are different, they came from your body, drinking from your breast is just an extension of what they have done for nine months in the womb.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:15

What a sicko, hope you palmed him in the face

soketgo 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:39

nothing bad.

LTHoratioCaine 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:50

a spanking? somethung else he might not have experienced.

drewskeeB 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:59

that's just hilarious!

Setcher 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 14:34

I don't find this all creepy. Yes the OP's boyfriend did something that was totally unexpected and something that obviously wasn't cool with her. He should have definitely should have asked first before just latching on. But there are plenty of couples out there who enjoy this sort of nursing fetish. My fiancée and I are a couple who engage in this, and one of the things she loves most is waking up to me doing it. On another note, OP's boyfriend also needs to realize along with asking first, do not mention your mother in this sort of thing, it really creeps the girl out.