Intimacy: Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding....

By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 18:26 - Canada

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

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Thursday 31 March 2011 0:15

milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

victoriaax3 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:15

Atleast it wasn't a hobo .

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spady62287 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 15:15

Run, do not walk. to the nearest exit...

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 31 March 2011 15:23

how is this bad? didn't it feel good?

joshb1980 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 15:44

I don't see a problem with a lil bit of milk for breakfast. lol

Jrwright0311_fml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 15:58

Or just tell him that's he's a ******* weirdo

USAF_girl 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:22

It's not that bad. I made my husband try it when I was pregnant. lol He said it didn't taste good. haha

USAF_girl 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:24

It's not that bad. I made my husband try it when I was pregnant. lol He said it didn't taste good. haha

mollysunshine 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:40

that's freaking hilarious!!

ohyess909 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 18:10

sorry to say but your bf is stupid

texas1992 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 18:32

damn girl you can get some dick. looking good in your pic. see how good that tongue works. feel me

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:04

why all the moderates? you ashamed ? your the one who posted the FML.

reiu1489 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:09

thats just sick and wrong he need mental help

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