Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Lemycakes 4
Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/
XTheDesertSongX 17
Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..
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Comments (275)
ThatWhiteKid667 0
Was the hampstsr chinese?
HaleighBryanne 0
"And that, my children, is cannibalism. Which is frowned upon by most civilizations." Lmfao FYL.
glvlballer 0
It happens.....
iLoveFamilyGuy 7
And children, this is why we should feed our pets on a regular basis since they're living organisms. Hopefully OP learned a life lesson from this.
ktizzley2k 8
There can only be one!!!!
dunn_dav95 4
That same thing happened to me.
nesteremily 31
I'm thinking one was gay...and he tried to do the other while he was sleeping, the straight one ended up eating they gay lol
danders3855 0
Is it wrong I found this mildly funny?
soog2 5
Holy ******* shit
FalconSam1414 19
My mom told me that when she worked in a pet store there was a hamster eating her babies... O___O