Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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Big_Red_138 3
Get him back, steal his Viagra. Watch him freak out because of limp dick...just an idea.
lovinit5683 0
Okay that is funny but wrong. You can always get him back though.
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Comments (147)
Zombieslayer1 0
Has anyone but me noticed that there have been a lot of these type of fmls where the dad show immaturity?
JokerJohn7 0
well thats generally true
Xathanos 16
Also don't forget the flashing of mothers..
MrXerxes5 6
Lol. @17 they probably did
natmarie 1
haha that is actually funnyyy
sweblyshaun 2
I love this I'm soo hoing to pull this on my son when he's older...if I took all his toys now he would jus talk to himself I'm praying their imag friends in his room he's three lol
Zombieslayer1 0
Another example of fatherly immaturity. You really shouldn't do that, he might get freaked enough to call the cops or something before you can tell him it's a gag.
Jrandi627 0
I dont see the real harm in someone calling the police with a gag im sure they could straighten it out. I WILL DO THIS TO MY KIDS WHEN THERE OLDER. and i might even do the car keys and pants joke on my BF now. Not a big deal its just fun
Zombieslayer1 0
it's fun to freak the shit out of them and make them think they've been burgled? It makes a person feel insecure, excuse me if I don't see the humor in that.
narrowords 18
Do me a favor and go look up the word robbery, and then go look up the word BURGLARY. Where are you people being raised?
Yung23 0
lmfao
dwhite032 0
In a shack? sorry i mixed up a word. FML
Xathanos 16
OMG OP. Rare to find them responding to FMLs. Good luck on your possible pranking endevers =D
Mac6288x 0
@22 stfu ....goddamn brits
devildante21 4
lmao eye for an eye
battenfelder2 0
sure it was a dick move, just be glad their not actually stolen. Get him back >:D
Leighten22 0
Your dad is my hero :D
mbrooks5110 0
that's funny!
rarr 0
YDI for not having a sence of humor.
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
so would you laugh if I stole your car, wife or Gf, gaming systems and tv? no how would it be remotely funny if somebody did that
nananabatmannnn 0
**sense