annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Pissy
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
drooler
United States
Hot and humid
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
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Scotth901 22
Urine big trouble now...
oathkeeper99 31
I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?
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Badkarma4u 17
F his life for being with someone so clueless. This happens to men. There can be lots of causes. Lots of painless infections can cause this. I had a prostate infection that made me wet the bed once and even pissed my pants at work. When that happens a guy is scared and bit confused. I don't feel sorry for you, I feel sorry for him.
mxgirl1998 26
That must be extremely embarrassing for him..I hope you didn't make fun of him for it
Flyndaran 10
Due to some minor infection, my GF urinated during sleep a few times. Grow the hell up. Accidents happen, and I'm sure he was far more horrified than OP.
ambidextrousfool 7
Have you ever dreamt of being on the john and letting a glorious stream of warm pee out, only to start feeling a warm wet spot down there? Yeah, it happens to the best of us.
VoodooPriestess 16
Once I stayed up super late at a friends house and slept over and had a dream where I made it to the bathroom. When I felt the dampness I woke up and ran to the real bathroom to finish up. I started checking where I slept to see if I left a wet spot. I was SUPER lucky that day! No wet spot and when my friend woke up to me feeling around the bed, my phone went off and I said I was looking for it so, yeah.
tbon3r 15
Maybe he had a really wet dream!
Goblin182 26
It could be a bed wetting problem, or it could be he had to really go and he dreamed he was going and went. Either may, I know he was emabrassed how about a little understanding.
AutumnMackenzie 1
why did u sleep w/ your BOYFRIEND
TypeOneDiabetic 4
Because not everyone on the earth is a complete prude?
Kougeru 12
You shouldn't look down on people just because he has health issues. YDI.
fabcade 14
or he could have an undiagnosed medical condition