annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
anti-peecleaner
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Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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Hot and humid
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
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Scotth901 22
Urine big trouble now...
oathkeeper99 31
I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?
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Sandsh8rk 36
I guess he forgot to wear his GoodNights to bed.
frerik 9
you sound like an ass op, accidents happen
Emma1562 35
Ikr sometimes you have those dreams where they really seem like you're going up and going to the restroom and don't wake up, or then those stupid ones that make no sense and you end up peeing in the corner in a school classroom! Lol my dreams are weird when I was in elementary school! Most of mine ended in elementary school
MandieL 27
Many pregnant women will pee themselves too, sleepwalkers as well. I had a dream about 10 years ago and peed in the bed with my bf in it. I was super embarrassed and owned up to it right away, but he was cool with it and helped me clean it up. This is the man I married :) accidents happen OP, get over it and don't make him feel any worse about it then he already does.
0h_Boy 26
How do you know he made it?
xSavaqee 12
Hey, at least it wasn't like the movie paranormal activity.
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
You say you can pick but you shouldn't pick large spots whether wet or not. Put on cream and cover if possible otherwise could leave a scar.
leogachi 15
What?
slyde32 12
I'm with you 24, what's this guy in about?
RedPillSucks 31
play on words. pick them like you pick a scan.
Clapdaddy 16
Just make him clean it up and have him sleep on the couch until you trust him not to do it again. Lol
imapartypooper 15
Why are people assuming that it is urine? OP shouldn't assume that either. He could have had a wet dream. If that is the case then it is uncontrollable and may still happen after sex (if they did it).
leogachi 15
Wetting the bed is also an accident, so really the boyfriend shouldn't be blamed for anything. (Just in case anyone thinks it is: this isn't sarcasm.)
imapartypooper 15
Yeah, that's definitely true too!
refticon 31
The level of your bf = the level of your English. Perfect match !
SolarLunix 21
I wonder if he was as shocked as you were lol
joe3_fml 15
"Boy do i know how to pick em"? Why's that? Because an accident happened?