Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when...

By byepolar_bare - 19/12/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

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Lexisaurus 6

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:14

well have a very merry Christmas :)

youfailed18 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:15

Damn...

Lexisaurus 6

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:14

well have a very merry Christmas :)

Sirin_fml 46

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:47

iMOTHERHUMPERi 0

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Sunday 19 December 2010 21:13

i hate sarcastic assholes like this one. fuck you trolololol

Bobissmall 13

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Sunday 19 December 2010 22:10

Does anyone else find this FML structured really annoyingly? I had to read it twice..

LuxAeterna_fml 0

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Sunday 19 December 2010 22:41

Yes, I also had trouble reading it.

PuppiesFTW 5

Monday 20 December 2010 0:02

How do you know he celebrates Christmas?

breenntt 0

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Monday 20 December 2010 0:19

because he lives in the USA, and most American celebrate Xmas..

tonyv90 0

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Monday 20 December 2010 4:31

He sucks at writing

honeyluv0218 4

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Monday 20 December 2010 7:57

I had no problem reading it

t765234 10

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Monday 20 December 2010 16:04

48 That is not entirely true, where I live Jews outnumber Christians at least 2 to 1.

Mehness 0

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Monday 20 December 2010 18:28

68 - that may be true, but Christianity is still the most popular religion. Also, Christmas isn't so much as celebrating Jesus anymore; it's mostly about the Jolly Big Fella' giving out presents.

jal10a 1

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Monday 20 December 2010 20:08

just because someone is a christian doesnt mean they celebrate christmas

youfailed18 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:15

Damn...

iSitt 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:44

if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all - Simpsons Sing The Blues

vanessaaaa_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:16

What a wonderful life :D

arsh333 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 20:23

eat a beautiful girl :)

Zmeilerr 22

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:16

Double whammy!!!

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:27

That was a quadruple whammy! Although him being late for work was most likely his fault.

Lexisaurus 6

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:28

I think it's ALL his fault... if he maybe wasn't such a dick people wouldn't have spray painted his car lol

AquanTheDragon 5

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Saturday 28 September 2013 19:56

Kindly put your head back where it's supposed to be, Lexi. Up your ass. You have no idea what OP is like, stop judging.

Zmeilerr 22

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:17

Double whammy!!!

Pg11 0

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:19

insult to injury

vinzk_fml 6

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:22

at least you have a girlfriend!

snickers001 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:42

why u dnt have one:)

AquanTheDragon 5

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Saturday 28 September 2013 20:01

Snickers, you can shut the fuck up. #8 was throwing some light on the situation, you don't have to be an assdick about it. Now go back to your corner and play your Call of Asscheeks.

Lexisaurus 6

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:26

I had fruit loops too!!!!

fjretsel 1

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:26

did she come over to dump you?

dre_bro11 12

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Monday 20 December 2010 13:03

ahahaha. rofl.. that woul be the ultimate shitty day ever!

Spider123456789 6

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:26

7: win. 8: stop reading fml all day.

DocBastard 38

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Sunday 19 December 2010 19:35

Is it really your business how much time people spend here? Instead of worrying about how other people use their time, why don't you worry about yourself and let other people do whatever the hell they want. I've been accused a few times of spending too much time here, and it bothers me that other people give a rat's ass what I do. Piss off and mind your business.