By byepolar_bare - 19/12/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 622
You deserved it 3 333

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well have a very merry Christmas :)

youfailed18 0



well have a very merry Christmas :)

i hate sarcastic assholes like this one. fuck you trolololol

Does anyone else find this FML structured really annoyingly? I had to read it twice..

Yes, I also had trouble reading it.

PuppiesFTW 5

How do you know he celebrates Christmas?

because he lives in the USA, and most American celebrate Xmas..

He sucks at writing

I had no problem reading it

48 That is not entirely true, where I live Jews outnumber Christians at least 2 to 1.

68 - that may be true, but Christianity is still the most popular religion. Also, Christmas isn't so much as celebrating Jesus anymore; it's mostly about the Jolly Big Fella' giving out presents.

just because someone is a christian doesnt mean they celebrate christmas

youfailed18 0


iSitt 0

if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all - Simpsons Sing The Blues

vanessaaaa_fml 0

What a wonderful life :D

arsh333 0

eat a beautiful girl :)

Double whammy!!!

UpsidedownKayak 9

That was a quadruple whammy! Although him being late for work was most likely his fault.

I think it's ALL his fault... if he maybe wasn't such a dick people wouldn't have spray painted his car lol

Kindly put your head back where it's supposed to be, Lexi. Up your ass. You have no idea what OP is like, stop judging.

Double whammy!!!

insult to injury

at least you have a girlfriend!

snickers001 0

why u dnt have one:)

Snickers, you can shut the fuck up. #8 was throwing some light on the situation, you don't have to be an assdick about it. Now go back to your corner and play your Call of Asscheeks.

I had fruit loops too!!!!

fjretsel 1

did she come over to dump you?

ahahaha. rofl.. that woul be the ultimate shitty day ever!

7: win. 8: stop reading fml all day.

Is it really your business how much time people spend here? Instead of worrying about how other people use their time, why don't you worry about yourself and let other people do whatever the hell they want. I've been accused a few times of spending too much time here, and it bothers me that other people give a rat's ass what I do. Piss off and mind your business.

KingDingALing 9

Yeah! Doc spends all day at KaySL's house but you don't see anyone criticizing him for that!

Damn right!! Wait, what?

If no one gave a shit about what other people did then this site wouldn't exist... What would you do with all your time then Doc?

Yo_daddy 0

58 has a point there doc...

maz255 10

17 hehe rat's ass...