Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Top comments
lillaurie89 2
Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
EmreArslan 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
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Comments (293)
FMLGriff 8
'Might be time for a new boyfriend. I guarantee he's probably got some other abnormalities. 'Sorry.
trahelion 0
But it's because he LOVES you! :)
ohmandapants 17
^ not only can she not spell, she doesn't understand what a joke is either
kayla_ann0o 9
You should of kneed him in the chin
BVBarmyForever 0
That is just sick. I hope you kicked him
EmreArslan 11
Funny how people go past my commet thumb it down.. And thumb 34 up but when they see my comment on that they thumb it up XD
chels1994 11
....And you kiss that..
fuzz97 23
Gross! Why do you have scabs?
Trisha_aus 15
Never read an Fml while you are eating. FML
The_creator_fml 2
Today I was eating lunch and read this fml. Fml