Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Top comments
lillaurie89 2
Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
EmreArslan 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
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Comments (293)
_MariaaLovesYou_ 0
That's just disgusting and repulsive!!! Who eats scabs? OFF OF ANOTHER PERSON????
LittleGreenPaola 23
eww that really sucks
brilliantideas 6
Hmm, I think I would have to give my relationship some serious thought.
day624 14
Thats the grossest thing i have ever heard
ange8490 0
That's not even a FML that just low down dirty and disgusting
chelleatzombies 0
Haah omg thats the funniest thing ive ever read thats so gross lol
hereinnc 12
Typically other people's odd habits don't bother me.. however if I wake up to someone eating my scabs... yea sorry end game.. that's just gross. So gross.
firefighterjohn 9
just shook my head to get this picture of out my head. blah!
muFilter 19
Your head works like an Etch A Sketch!
LDloodle 2
That's just disturbing.
danielwilliams57 6
Why would one do such a thing..?