Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
1 in 5 relationships start online these days. Unfortunately, 95% of these "relationships" can legally be called stalkings. Have fun!
DocBastard 40
Baustigt, I understand what you mean. Now be quiet and get back under my bed. No one gave you permission to come out.
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Comments (74)
Purplefluff 6
#50 YAY CHEST HAIR
alymartin 1
Wow that's rude but at least you'll find someone.. I'll probably be forever alone FML
unknown_user5566 27
If you will "probably be forever alone", why are you wearing a ring on your wedding finger in your profile picture?
thatoneguy79 10
Meddling Mothers; can't live without them, can't bury them in the back yard with just their heads sticking out. At least she still allows you to live in her basement. Maybe she is hoping your profile will be noticed by the royal family and you can have the next Wedding of the Century.
sempiternallove 3
Sounds like that movie "Because I Said So"
subversivefreak 2
mysingledaughter.com?
Gustaborios 0
If iys like that text me 432 8165054
missalice0306 19
She must really want those grandchildren.