Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, like most days, I awoke from a dream where my hair was long again. This time, it was in the way while I was trying to drink water from a fountain. I lost my hair from chemo; it's slowly growing back. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.
kbourco 0
Oh gosh lol, thats terrible
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Comments (57)
stacster 0
dumb ass canadians
meeba 2
scary
MsCulkin 0
wtf..?!
gunman15 4
do you mean it in a good way or bad way
dayday14_fml 4
first there're sour.. then there're sweet..
Acousticpixie14 6
Okay I don't usually do this, but I just had to point this one out. It's like you didn't know which form to use so you used both "there" and "they're" haha There're = There are? It's they're, sweetie [:
ReinaJay 13
Wait OP you guess it came true? It DID come true haha That is horrible, but at least be super glad you didn't dream about cutting something else. I rather have dreamed cutting my hair then cutting my ears or something! I wish you the best!
SophieH14 2
oh god, that would be my worst nightmare
Anneis 0
No ******* way. Dude. I did that when I was 15/16!!! Except mine was all nice and neat in a little pile in the garbage and went from being a foot long to an inch long. Not even joking.
sincerely331 0
I automatically started laughing as soon as I finished reading #51's comment
TheOtherMakona 0
There once was a man from Canada Who dreamed he was cutting his hair. He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find his dream had come true with despair. :D