Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, like most days, I awoke from a dream where my hair was long again. This time, it was in the way while I was trying to drink water from a fountain. I lost my hair from chemo; it's slowly growing back. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.
kbourco 0
Oh gosh lol, thats terrible
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Comments (57)
Nacca 0
hahaha dumbass
sernaa45 3
o damn that sucks ass
allmidnighteyes 11
Sour Patch Kids... THEY EXIST.
CrazyManNo9 29
Sleep aids can cause this kind of behavior. If you are using them, be very careful. People dream about eating, walking, even driving, and wake up to find that it has happened.
CrazyManNo9 29
That does suck. Hope it wasn't too short.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Are you sure you didn't dream it because you heard someone else cutting your hair?
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
that's why you dont drink & drive, kids.
Mr_Darkside 5
hah thats attractive...
guppy40000 0
good thing you didnt accidentally cut your ear off or something.
pinkcowgirl1 0
Well, did you at least do a good job?!?