Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, like most days, I awoke from a dream where my hair was long again. This time, it was in the way while I was trying to drink water from a fountain. I lost my hair from chemo; it's slowly growing back. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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schwancy 2
Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.
kbourco 0
Oh gosh lol, thats terrible
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Comments (57)
maybaybe 0
You're lucky you didn't accidentally cut your face or neck. That sucks OP :(
PeteyPablo12308 20
Wow... That sounds dangerous:-( FYL OP.
IHeartJimi02 0
I would freak out if I did that! I'm so sorry op. That's horrible. If you cut enough of your hair maybe you can donate it to locks of love? Maybe someone can benefit from this.
IHeartJimi02 0
I have no idea why it posted twice.
IHeartJimi02 0
I would freak out if I did that! I'm so sorry op. That's horrible. If you cut enough of your hair maybe you can donate it to locks of love? Maybe someone can benefit from this.
sourgirl101 29
I would get my sleep walking checked out medically if I were you! What if you have dreams of flying or stabbing someone?
andycandyy 0
sleep cutting lol
dezinspaaace 0
that sucks yo. maybe you should go see a doctor to control that? before you decide to cut other parts!
ramirezlmt 0
Dreams do come true. Maybe you felt something growing on you. I wish my dreams would come true, then I can write a FMl about writing an FML.
tyo1623 0
that's scary. be careful what you dream about. i've slept walked before but nothing that drastic...
Acousticpixie14 6
How is OP supposed to be careful what they dream about? As if you have control over that sort of thing...
lionheart822 13
haha epic win^
ohSNAPyall 27
Locks of Love?