Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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bethrh 49
Get out while you can
LizetteBerenice 22
You are.
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Comments (188)
ctcountrygirl94 6
I'd suggest ending just because that's not a healthy relationship at all.
igg125 30
Kick her to the curb, hope your phone was backed up on your computer.
xthealanx 8
I've been there, get out while you can. Things will just escalate from there.
Hunthas 17
actually a psycho wouldn't care, as they can't feel jealousy. you are just dating a weirdo
Kougeru 12
YDI for not locking your phone. I'm sure it's been said already.
WitchyMermaid 3
nah she just has trust issues
Epickitty58 29
Run while you can and change your ringtone for her to Blank Space so you'll remember the picture of a psychotic ex girlfriend.
alexowitz 8
That's what phone locks are for. Lol
babyblueyes 27
Run bro!! Run fast!
barlos88 19
Been there, run...