By emchocolat - Europe
Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
emchocolat_fml tells us more :
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
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By  stevenJB  |  25

And everything turned to shit

By  stevenJB  |  25

And everything turned to shit

By  SadGirl18  |  16

Well, that's a shitty situation.

  Pleonasm  |  34

Back in my day, they'd knock and ask me if I was done yet, or how long I think I'd be if I wasn't.
Then, they would politely nod when I walked out, and proceed to take all of my earthly belongings in the most pleasant and charming manner, before wishing me a good day and walking out the door.

Once they even let me keep my wallet for being a good sport.

  cgchamp89  |  7

Your home or vehicle can be burglarized, but only while you are not in them. YOU can be robbed. Also, you can be the victim of a home invasion if your house is burglarized and you are inside of it... technical, I know. I have been a cop for a a few years and have yet to hear the term "Burgled". Maybe other states or countries use different terms though?

By  watermelon1  |  34

Did they scare the shit out of you?