Anonymous
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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shuyin14 0
lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot
watson_fml 0
Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.
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Comments (186)
WTFpancakes 0
who did you wake up next to? your uncle? O=o
Sgt_Isaac 1
:o that was you?!?!
araratballer21 0
UR A DUMBASS WHY FML THATS GOOD GET SUMMMM!
nativejit 0
nativejit 0
i dont get it
hypergal 1
damn you playa **** me next
CyclonePsycho 1
0/0 can equal anything. 0/0=4, 0/0=7, 0/0=3067. It's because anything times zero will always equal zero. You know how division undoes (...undos? undo?) multiplication? Well, think of it like this: 0*x=0. You're looking for the missing number, yet you can plug any number in for x, and the statement will still be true. 0*4=0, 0*7=0, 0*3067=0. Math is fun. :)
court878 0
if it wasnt your GF then who the hell was it?
applesmoothiee 2
Meh.
Lynzy_95 0
Your horrible.