Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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shuyin14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:00

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:21

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:44

IT'S THE QUEEN FROM ALIEN! :o

greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:30

^it was indeed... rawr

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 1:52

pretty funny... though i think it could've ended after panel 3 and with no little blue text boxes. i don't get why people think they need to be so blatant. there is humor in subtlety...

VereorTenebrae 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 2:33

Nice illustration xD

bigsexy94 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 3:18

PREDATOR!!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:20

ALIENS! HI!!!!!!! :)

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:23

woa d00d ur so badass !

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:29

yea i never saw that coming! lol

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:51

aaaaaaaaaaa y u deleat teh coment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucka! ydi for being dunk!!!!!!!!!! drunk

Leashaness 5

Monday 9 November 2009 0:57

YDI for cheating on your gf.

Weevil_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 4:03

THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

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Today, half-asleep, I stumbled into the bathroom in the dark. I didn’t notice my boyfriend had yet again left the toilet seat up. I sat down, fell halfway in, screamed, and in my panic flushed the toilet with my phone in my hand. Goodbye, my little Samsung friend. FML

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