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shuyin14 0
lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot
watson_fml 0
Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.
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Comments (186)
lilrocker90 10
Hangover??? No?
Harmon1970 1
You said at the beginning that you woke up with your girlfriend. How did you do this if it wasn't her?
PatheticZombie71 7
Was she hot?
nachosbabygurl 9
so who was it
DarkskyFML 5
In fact, it wasn't a "her".
anubisismylife 9
Exactly how drunk did you get the night before?
Nick_Le_Geek 10
Love that illustration. Must've been incredibly awkward...
ajaj26 12
You lucky duck!
CammyGal 26
I hate the way this was worded and in turn, I hate you. Way to be a cheating asshole, you jerk.
SaintJimmy21 19
would you mind to elaborate...?