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shuyin14 0
lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot
watson_fml 0
Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.
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sarita1224 0
PIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
SANNIEPANTS 0
number one your a douche.
dandaman83 0
So who was it?!?!?! elaborate, sounds like a good thing to me so suck it whiney. share the wealth
xdamian99 0
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SadinSherman 16
Scandalous
realityreject 0
oh then who op?
imnotcraZ 0
that's what beer does to u...do u at least know if you'll be getting any regrets 9 months down the road?
freakguy455 0
SCORE!!!! so not a fml.
SamanthaSaurus 13
Sucks to be you. Love the ilustration though.
chrisiffer 17
haha