Anonymous
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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shuyin14 0
lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot
watson_fml 0
Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.
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Comments (186)
UnicornWaffles 23
It could've been wurst Sorry I'll let myself out
A07 48
You should head over to the comment section on 9gag then
arano 29
How is this even an FML? It's not like you're the one that got hit by a big meaty sausage.
Kitouran 30
Why is this an FML? Like, were you not aware you were in Germany beforehand? Did you get hit by a rogue sausage? Right now it just sounds like you saw two coworkers screwing around in a way that didn't affect you.
SpectralTrix 7
What type of sausage tho
meganleen 3
you're a scum bag
SOILEDIT 51
Well, at least it wasn't an animal. No, you deserve it to be an animal.
KrazyKatz3 26
You deserve it for being ambiguous. What happened. Give us the deets