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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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shuyin14 0

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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It could've been wurst Sorry I'll let myself out

You should head over to the comment section on 9gag then

How is this even an FML? It's not like you're the one that got hit by a big meaty sausage.

Why is this an FML? Like, were you not aware you were in Germany beforehand? Did you get hit by a rogue sausage? Right now it just sounds like you saw two coworkers screwing around in a way that didn't affect you.

What type of sausage tho

you're a scum bag

Well, at least it wasn't an animal. No, you deserve it to be an animal.

KrazyKatz3 26

You deserve it for being ambiguous. What happened. Give us the deets