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shuyin14 0
lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot
watson_fml 0
Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.
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Comments (186)
Tressa1982 18
Cheater!
blcusername 27
My brain hurt reading that.
Pyrithium 8
Too many commas bro
fantasyworld 39
YDI for expecting sympathy.
KittyKayleen 11
If it wasn't her then who was it...
Mcstud1y 30
What happend the night before
earlytermination 34
f your girl's life.
StormFlake 8
*FHL* **** Her Life
iam2fat4u 15
Good
UnicornWaffles 23
It could've been wurst Okay I'll let myself out