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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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shuyin14 0

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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I should say fyl if you woke up next to an alien... with tentacles... If you can't remember how you got into bed with something that wasn't your gf, I would hope you at least remember if you did anything with the alien... tentacles... and if you do remember, i hope you enjoyed it ;)

hey what's wrong with waking up and not being next to your girlfriend. that just says you had one awesome party

spidersnot777 0

Just because he woke up next to someone/something that wasn't his girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean he had sex with her/him/it...

I love the reactions to #3's comment

avcureton_101 0

lol aww

whoops >_> didnt know that would happen, oh well, i'll leave it all to you that all you need to do is times by 0 to undo what is theoretically impossible *wonders if anybody figured out that you can divide by zero, its 0/0*

In the limiting process, 0/0 is indeterminate, but if L'Hospital's rule is applied, you can possibly find an answer to 0/0, but 0/0 can =0 or =12. Hence why it is indeterminate.

that's a waste of jack daniels..

That illustration would've been freaking hilarious if the last panel didn't exist. Overkill.

Hey guys this one was very dissapointing atleast use a DECENT FML if your gonna illustrate it.