FML : Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the...

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Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 June 2009 19:47 / United States

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By manoverboard | 0

#302162 - Sunday 14 June 2009 0:04

Well, if it was THAT expensive, they shouldn't have taken the chance.
I said it's their fault.

By SadinSherman | 16

#3382711 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:44

A job is a job

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By swordknight | 0

#302128 - Saturday 13 June 2009 23:57

FYL, barracading is just over the top.

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kyleinsane | 0

#997216 - Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:43

move the shit, tea bag the lady, take a shit on the carpet, and walk out

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friedpwnadge | 25

#5860052 - Sunday 16 February 2014 18:49

False imprisonment, anyone?

By Fmylifffeee | 0

#302129 - Saturday 13 June 2009 23:58

creepy...

By imajinethat | 0

#302131 - Saturday 13 June 2009 23:58

YDI for being one of those lame door-to-door vacuum salesmen.

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SadinSherman | 16

#3382711 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:44

A job is a job

By jskains | 6

#302137 - Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

That is also very illegal. (2nd? How old are you? 5?)

By cucuto89 | 0

#302155 - Sunday 14 June 2009 0:04

Cool Story Bro

By manoverboard | 0

#302162 - Sunday 14 June 2009 0:04

Well, if it was THAT expensive, they shouldn't have taken the chance.
I said it's their fault.

By falcon_paunch | 0

#302163 - Sunday 14 June 2009 0:04

Err.. I don't think the owner can do that... D:

By albinorhino | 0

#302166 - Sunday 14 June 2009 0:06

Cheap vaccum

By Hustlinpimp | 0

#302173 - Sunday 14 June 2009 0:08

wow, ur a guy and the female owner of the house kept you hostage? man up next time ya sissy

By AshleyRose784 | 0

#302180 - Sunday 14 June 2009 0:10

You should have called the cops, she can't do that

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DinoRawwr | 0

#1115535 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:33

OP, get a better job, and maybe you won't have this problem =]

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