Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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lolmigosh 15
Common sense doesn't seem to be so common anymore
jessherself13 21
How do you forget the only reason you are driving to the vet?
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Comments (120)
fsomelife 26
Hope your cat will be okay!!
happyfingers 15
I feel a lot worse for your cat, who was stuck all alone in a small box the whole time, than I do for you. YDI for being an idiot. Poor kitty.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Where do you live that a vet is an hour drive from you?
sonicsistar 7
Well. if you had made it all the way there without Fluffy, you could have just gotten a checkup and some worm medicine for yourself.
Hawaii84 16
I really feel for your cat that got stuck in a cage for an hour.
alienator_fml 4
I feel sad for your future kids! While you're driving to the 6 week check up, your newborn will be in the car seat, sitting on the table, crying his/her little heart out!
seriously_wtf22 2
Should have double checked
GEFStryker 29
Last week I woke up late, dashed out the door, ran 5 blocks and just barely caught the bus. I hopped on, flipped open my wallet to flash my bus pass, and the driver calls me back. Lo and behold, no bus pass in my see through card holder. Why? I had left my new car sitting in the parking lot. So yea, I know the feeling. It happens folks! Go back and hit FYL.
123_omg 19
LOL!! Thank you OP for the laugh...I couldn't stop laughing for over 10 minutes when I read this- my cat is staring at me like I'm on drugs. Sorry though, that sucks...I know all about driving 1 hour to the nearest vet. and poor kitty.
TheImaginarySong 16
Hahaha! That's the funniest fml I've read today!