Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
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linyah 11
boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..
thrifting 18
If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/
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sydstoomuch 19
Lmao!
krystle817 8
funniest thing ever
larrena2377 26
Sounds kinda like the show "My Name is Earl"
noreallywhat 17
Earl?
BluDog35 4
What a twat.
sickerthanyou 13
you have sex with a pregnant chick, that's not a **** my life but my life is awesome!, it doesn't matter what happens later.
thatKellykid 12
That's kinda a big thing to miss...
howdoilogin 9
To quote the words of the legendary George Washington: "Run bro."
plagiarismo 16
Hey, man you never know. I'm pretty sure we've all woken up a few months after a night of drinking at least a COUPLE times.
zombey 3
Wtf y would she do that