Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
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linyah 11
boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..
thrifting 18
If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/
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gabagabaheyu 10
YIKES!!! And YDI, please pay better attention to those you are f**king geeze.
Shade1982 20
Why? Because pregnant people aren't allowed to have one-night stands? From what information we have, he didn't do anything wrong...
gabagabaheyu 10
he didnt know he had sex with a full on pregnant woman!!! i didnt say anything about the lady..even though trying to convince a hookup he is now the father is rather idiotic.
beautifulbeats26 6
No, a pregnant woman should not have a one stand. Not only is she putting her self at risk but also the baby she is carrying. Do you honestly think it's safe for a pregnant woman to go home with a complete stranger?
jaybone87 8
re-tard
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Must have been some ******!
Heathtastic 10
Sounds like you got My Name is Earl'd
kc12062 8
Idiot.
Theeta666 1
Congrats on the 3way!
Sophie_Hart 9
There's nothing wrong with having sex with a single pregnant woman....but when she lies and says your the father and have been in a non existant coma for 7 months....there's a lot of things wrong with the woman.
jh921971 10
April fools!
Evil_Wench 16
After drinking that much, I'm not sure how you could possibly NOT deserve that.
doggy1230 5
....said every rapist ever.
vikky538 28
did you not find her pregnant before you had drinks... BTW where did u meet her... don't tell me that you met her at the bar.....