Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
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linyah 11
boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..
thrifting 18
If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/
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TexasBitch 13
Yeah, with a drunk ass pregnant lady.
annie_salene 17
If the mother is drinking while she is pregnant, there is a good chance that she is not getting regular check-ups or taking the proper vitamins. I sincerely hope that the child is placed in a family that can take care of his/her inevitable ailments.
blackonblight 32
You're counting on a live birth and not stillborn or late term miscarriage? Is that optimism or not, considering how crappy all the options are?
purrypie 9
I give her point for trying
Girlie7 11
She must've read rip van winkle before and probably thinks people will believe it if she says that they have been passed out for months...
polluxdc 10
F.A.S. anyone?
ASBriere 8
Give her name and contact to social services dummy
TheKingy1991 3
"...My name is Earl"
Raging_hamster 5
Maybe if you stopped ******* around you wouldn't have to deal with people like that.
lalaney 14
Look on the bright side: there's no way you got her pregnant, 7 months ago or last night.
Kagulocke 13
...This is the story behind My Name is Earl.