Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
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linyah 11
boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..
thrifting 18
If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/
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mattrd_fml 31
You got drunk and ****** her. ydi
numberswoman 14
Earl?
Cadillac4427 8
How can this FML NOT have more "You deserve it" votes? Anything that begins with "a drunken night" or similar always usually ends with the OP deserving it
JessBassett 24
way to pick em' OP! ;)
iVulpixelz 1
Sounds like what happened to Earl. Her name wasn't Joy, was it?
triplecccs 6
Maybe you did?
let_me_touch_it 8
Dude. What. The. ****.
Aimee1331 9
Eww
doggy1230 5
If she didn't drink and you were so drunk that you didn't notice she was pregnant it sounds like she raped you, i.e. you were too drunk to give consent. On the other hand if she was as drunk as you.... well her child may not come out so bright. =
alvarny 17
Time flies when you are having fun, doesn't it?