Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
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linyah 11
boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..
thrifting 18
If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/
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starsfan326 12
Lmfao that's a new one
martin8337 35
Go to Maury.
clodius_fml 6
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
linyah 11
boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..
thrifting 18
If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/
fuckedPriceless 17
If she was drinking that heavily I hope the baby actually survives, there's no telling how often she does this or what else she does. I'm sorry OP. :/
underthesea12 24
if she has been doing it for 7 months think of HIV she has by now
doumtabarnack 12
She was drinking while pregnant? Now THAT is heavily wrong!
ksks1234 33
187-- I already know this is going to sound like a terrible statement, but it probably would be better if that child was a still-born. She seems like she is way too selfish and immature to do anything good for that baby, it will probably have a rough life. It makes me sad that people like her get pregnant, but people that would make awesome parents cannot conceive.
therouni 23
Oh jeez. I felt like the worst human alive when I drank the day before I found out I was preganant. The whole pregnancy I was so worried I had hurt her bc I drank once. Nothing is wrong with her, FYI. I just dont understand how someone could do that shit...
Mynamewontfi 40
I feel bad for the kid. How rude it may be, I kinda hope the baby doesn't survive. Having a uncaring mom like that seems worse to me than death. And OP, make sure to test yourself for STD's, you never know.
flashback_fml 14
The kid will probably die if shes been drinking heavily for the last 7 months
glitterkuro 18
Situations like these are why I get pissed off with anti-choicers. This woman to me sounds like the kind of person who really didn't want a child and is now seriously damaging what will soon be a baby while trying to force somebody else to be responsible for the kid. I know of so many people who for religious reasons or whatever were against abortion so carried the child to term and then treated it incredibly badly either during the pregnancy or after. If you aren't ready to have a child, or if you don't want to have a child, don't have the child.
Wiringify 22
When I saw that OP replied, i thought he wanted to share with us that he really passed out.
ChevyRedneck85 13
You're ******!!!! Fa la la la your ******
VasNormandy 14
I thought the same thing. What a abhorrent thing to do to a child who hasn't even had a go at life yet. If she has been drinking heavily for the duration of her pregnancy the state of that baby couldn't be anywhere near good. Their life is already ruined. The hippy part of me wants to believe the soul could them be chosen for a different life, where it's health and happiness is a priority to the mother and father.
imbedderdenu 23
that chick is a skeeze....I just pray for that poor child :(
gAt_d 26
I completely agree, some may be offended by that but it Infuriates me to see someone acting like that while pregnant. I hope the baby is born healthy but judging by her actions it doesn't look good for baby. Karma is a bitch, so enjoy the ride!
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Poor child. Drinking while pregnant is a very irresponsible thing, and this baby may suffer from bad health problems.
nandybear 19
You shouldn't be drinking when pregnant!
saxybandgeek 14
I hope it doesn't survive.. It's probably better off never even experiencing the world than with a mother like that.
Mean_Jim 3
How about, oh I don't know, adoption?
Headcrab 29
I hope the kid dies, for its own sake. Having a mother who abuses you when you aren't even born... hoe will she act when she has the baby? It will end up as a statistic in some sad poll about neglect and/or child death.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
#196 I agree with you and a good way to not have the child is to be abstinent.
SpyroCool 13
So, you're 100% sure that you weren't out cold for 7 months?
simmyiphone 18
The reality could be that even though this woman has treated her unborn child so badly she has a healthy child :( which is such a shame when so many deserving parents can not carry to term :(
Juggalette_623 9
#216 how long do you think it will take the ****** up baby to be adopted? I can make it easy for you, it won't. It'll bounce around foster homes until 18 at which time it will be thrown out. Adoption for special needs kids never really work out easily. Also @230 if she was drinking that much that baby has F.A.S. And is In no way healthy.
snugglesMcGee199 23
In certain times of pregnancy, the baby isn't as susceptible to alcohol or pot because of the stage of development. You're not bad, you legit didn't know. By no means am I saying that it is ok to use and abuse alcohol or drugs while pregnant. I'm just saying that the level of sensitivity goes up and down depending on the stage of neonatal development.
snugglesMcGee199 23
I'm sorry you encountered such a horrible person. I'm even more sorry for that child. I hope that if it survives, it'll have someone who really will love and cherish it or it will be able to find a home with people who will take care of it and love it properly. That woman doesn't deserve to be a mother.
bamachick95 9
233, I think the adoption comment was made to contrast the pro-choice lady who all but said the lady should have ended the babies life before it had begun. Thus saying that in most cases, not this one, adoption is a much more humane option to abortion. I agree with the abstinence guy though. If you don't want to get pregnant, don't do the one thing that makes babies. It really is quite simple. Sex=babies. That's what it's there for. Yes, it is pleasurable as well, but it is there to create babies. I don't understand why people sleep around and then whine about "I don't know what to do! How did I get pregnant?" -__- sorry for the rabbit trail there.
negb 30
I agree with everyone saying how horrible of a mother she is but I just wanna say...if she's been sleeping around, go get checked OP!
chocolatelvr 5
Actually, adoption is not necessarily the most humane choice. A disabled child, such as this woman's progeny is likely to be, will most likely bounce from home to home, which will likely leave him/her physcologically, as well as physically disabled. However, even if the child is adopted, there is still a good chance that their home life will be unstable. I don't mean to say that those who adopt for the right reasons aren't doing a great thing, but of the 6 or 7 adopted kids I know, most suffer from depression, end up kicked out of school, or even land themselves in jail due to a lack of family support. Personally, I feel that a fetus that is aborted early on is less alive than a grown adult who has loved, seen, heard, and experienced the world around them. To me, those experiences, positive or negative, are what differentiates man from ape. Sorry for the rant, but this issue is important to me.
caysters 12
I use to work with disabled people whose family didn't even give a shit about them so they were placed in a home. Most of them were wards of the state. One fellow his parents left and changed their number without letting us know. Their son would cry every day wanting his mom. Adoption isn't always the answer, and in the case of drug and alcohol abuse, sometime maybe abortion is a better option for the baby than going through the crap the mom has now decided to put her child through.
ocramavaf 15
I am adopted and I was lucky to 've adopted by a caring and loving mother but just to play a bit of devils advocate it is not necessarily true that because a woman drinks during pregnancy it'll definitely affect the baby, I'm not saying it'll be all sunshine and rainbows either mind as it is scientifically proven, I'm just saying that the baby may not be as tucked as we think, I mean my aunt was a party animal growing up she got pregnant not even knowing who the father was and she did not tone it down one bit during the pregnancy, she would be found passed out in bars and such, but then when my cousin was born and just becoming a mother turned her right around, she cleaned up her act she got a job and a house and raised him all on her own for years, he is now 27 and doing a doctorate in engineering, despite all signs of the opposite from the get go things did change for the better, I'm not saying this woman will change I'm not saying she won't. I hope she does and the baby turns out fine.
AshaaFerreira 22
This woman upsets me so much! If you don't want to have a child use birth control or put the baby for adoption. I will gladly take that child off your hands. I hate that stupid people like her can get easily pregnant, then there are people like me who try for two years..... God this woman made me so angry I'm crying!
jamnglamgirlie 17
If you can remember anything about her at all or if you or one of your friends spot her again please call the police or do something to save the baby. Please? You could seriously save a life if you do.
Coeliacchic93 21
@261 I know how you feel, I was trying for a baby for a year and all I had was an early miscarriage, my boyfriend and I have put it on hold as I am very ill and on medication that would be dangerous for an unborn baby so because of that we use birth control! people like this woman are so....frustrating! why can't they think of the little life they have created and appreciate that!
euphoricness 28
That's so disgusting how that woman is drinking heavily while pregnant. It really breaks my heart to see children, or people in general with dysfunctions. I always felt bad for blaming the parent but on this case the parent in this FML should be blamed for everything that will happen to her child.
morawski64 9
That moment when you realize she wasn't joking
kpluss23 3
Or she's just bat shit crazy...
Huddisher 10
I hope that child gets taken from her if she's drinking while pregnant.
raspberryboo 10
and I hope the person who takes it is God
AGuyNamedI 7
Holy ****...
chloem103 9
Poor baby, it could have FAS and it doesn't seem like she would do a good job taking care of it. (If it lives)
AsianBomb_xo 10
Now, that's just insane..?? smfh