Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, after spending two days pampering my sick fiancee and her sick son, they were finally feeling better. I woke up feeling rotten and said I needed to rest. She said, "Okay, but I want to deep clean today. Let's go! Out of bed! Up up!" FML
Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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dantheman931 0
Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.
suckager 0
Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down
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Comments (228)
ohoyo 0
I hope he doesn't find creative ways to blame you for all sorts of bad things in his life. This little incident looks like he's blaming you because he doesn't feel as happy as he wants to. There is no end to the ridiculous rationales people can make up to blame stuff on each other.
no_luck83 0
winner winner chicken dinner, i'm guessing since he's such an asshole your deeply in love with him and probably continue putting up with situations like this one.
pernicious_pink 12
Aw, h3ll no! Ditch his @$$!
katelynmarie 0
He's a dick. With a capital "DICK". 8===D Lol.
jollyholly414 0
he's mean...f*** his life for being rude to you. you were helping him in a time of need...
ohhhhshizzz 0
jandersoniii is a troll, plain and simple. "Girls like bad boys" no we don't. Y'all like "bad girls" who go after "bad boys" never going for the sweet ones then complain about how y'all can't get a girl. Go for a ******* nice girl then, not a one night stand bimbo. Kay? OP: Ahh, that is so ****** up. When you feel better again, kick his ass. Or just get something that is clear and burns or goes on clear and give him a handjob :]
cetacean5 0
dump his ass. this guy clearly has no idea how to handle a relationship
aback 5
Feed him some Ipecac in something, throw his ass out the door, then point and laugh as he's projectile vomiting, and call him a bitch who slows you down.
maggy_fml 0
#89 if you're telling the truth, then maybe the girls where you live are stupid. my last boyfriend was an idiot who got mad at me whenever i talked about politics, i normally never talked and he said "you should talk more!" so i did, i talked about what interested me, and what interested me was intellectual stuff, it was too much for him so he said i was boring and that i talk too much, then left me ?_? anyway, i couldn't find anyone else because every guy who was interested in me was a git, i didn't want to go through what i did before and idiots tend to be racists and woman-haters. i wish i could find a nice guy too! but i don't care much, i'm fine alone, but anyways my point is that i can relate to you, and the other point is that some girls DO want a nice guy, just look harder
BalenciagaBetch9 0
give him the sickness then dump his ASS!