Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Top comments
aaronfuegopop 7
Well now it's a nightmare...
mpj13 8
Keep dreaming op
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Comments (135)
Goddess_Rummy 13
Hey, maybe it was the push you needed to get your feelings out there!
ElricMustang 23
Maybe he really does feel the same way. Good luck op!
Longshott 4
Oh! the days are gone, when Beauty bright My heart's chain wove; When my dream of life, from morn till night, Was love, still love. New hope may bloom, And days may come, Of milder calmer beam, But there's nothing half so sweet in life As love's young dream: No, there's nothing half so sweet in life As love's young dream.
gc327072 31
This is FML, not a poetry website.
goose12321 11
FYL if you don't like poetry
perdix 31
There once was a man from Nantucket. . .
gc327072 31
54- "... who was going to write a poem, but said f*** it."
gc327072 31
47- I do like poetry, but this isn't the place.
sacrifcedsoul 2
60- it's.. Who's d*** was so long he could suck it :p
KunoKanashimi 3
69- Orly.
Longshott 4
I said the same thing as #1,2,5,16,17 etc, but with beautiful prose instead of some trite blurb. Forgive me for trying to raise the class of the site just a bit.
Valiumknights44 12
#109 raise the class of the site or be totally self indulgent? Personally I think it was the latter.
captainburke 5
Getting dreams and reality mixed up hmm been tripping a lot?
awebb21 7
Wait for him to respond if he says he likes u to then good for u but if he says he wants to b friends say that u sent it to the wrong person
Nevermind212 11
She already got his response
rahrah765765 11
Eh? Did you just dream that she got a response?
FayeFearless 6
I hope your dreams come true, if not then... keep dreaming...
Bakarra 22
On the bright side, I can never remember any of my dreams, and I'm pretty sure most people can't very well unless they write it down right away.
emag_eht 18
If a person really thinks about their dreams they can remember it for 1-2 weeks, longer if they told someone or wrote it down.
Rosicles 8
How is that a bright side? Some dreams are awesome.
MrAllen 1
Dreams may become true someday, so keep dreaming.
chris_42 11
Tell him about the dream and see if he feels the same. If not, move on.
LolFMLnot 10
The important question is what did he reply?