Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Top comments
aaronfuegopop 7
Well now it's a nightmare...
mpj13 8
Keep dreaming op
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Comments (135)
RentaName 15
So your text said, "The feeling is mutual"? Just blame it on autocorrect and tell him it was meant to say "The flesh is melting". Wait, that may be a little worse....
Iknowsomestuff 9
Maybe not ideal but perhaps an ice breaker that can lead to finding out if the feelings are mutual?
bizarre_ftw 22
If he responds back negatively say "oh shit, wrong person! Sorry _______"
phansmootchie 5
this is the type of post I wish had a follow up, I want to know if it was a good thing or a bad thing that you dis that
phansmootchie 5
meant did not dis
Bakarra 22
I'm saying the bright side is at least OP could remember their dream long enough to act on it, since I can remember mine for about 30 seconds before its adios
megamandude455 10
I know that feeling. **** you dreams and **** your realism.
AJE98 5
Not really an fml just say you sent it to the wrong person
Kevin_Dwayne 6
omg
amberr6 0
Aww if he doesn't feel the same way he's not worth your dreams.
jynx2501 3
Get it out there, life is short. Tell your crush how you feel. This "my crush" stuff is getting old, and so are you. Take that leap and maybe get what you want. Otherwise you can stop dreaming and move on.